EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!

This is guest blogger Colin Drake reporting live from the 2007 final fantasy race. its utter pandemonium in here. I almost left my press pass at home and wasn't allowed entry. we have scalpers outside selling tickets for 1500$. nearly twice ticketmaster price. it was like a mahine gun blast of flashes from the paparazzi as I was entering. despite the media hype and attention its been getting around north america, the two competitors seemed relatively unphased.

At this hour there is marginal lead by Sandy. "i dunno. roughly half an hour" said sandy when questioned. Sandy appears strong and focused, he definately doesn't want to become the buffalo bills of the final fantasy race. While alex is behind, there seems to be a unrelenting force that secretly drives him. there is a definite odour/aura in the room...."the odour in the room is adventure" said sandy.

How would you rate your current energy levels
A L: "I'd say about 60%"
S T: "um, 70%"

What's been the coolest enemie you have faced?
S T: "that (yawn) the gigas"
A L: "I'll go with the demon wall"

who is the best looking character?
S T: "oh, what's his name...balthier...we are all about men"
A L: "balthier...he's a real dreamboat"

Who is the person you would want to be at this event?
S T: "jason"
A L: "jason"

is he a inspiration?
S T: yes

What is your opponents greatest strength and weakness?
ST: persistence...persistence
AL: "um sandy's greatest weakness is his sleepiness, his greatest strength, being a little bitch....no...um...just his good natured go get'em attitude, just I mean...he's plucky...that's what I'm looking for."
ST: "like what retards have"

any parting words to your fans?
AL: "umm, write sandy demoralizing messages"
ST: "write sandy remoralizing messages"

e.g
sandy..eat a dick
DON'T eat that dick sandy

"dumps dump dumps. close it up. that's the..."


this has been Colin Drake reporting live from the 2007 final fantasy race, back to you Bob