I'm Going to Bed

Seeing as how it's the last I'll get to sleep until, likely, 5 am Tuesday, I'm trying to get to bed at a reasonable hour. Alex, in his cockiness, is going out to party. Wow, what a bad-ass. Perhaps a brief tutorial on how Alex "parties" is in order:

1. Arrive at party.
2. See how much fun everyone is having.
3. Find an unoccupied corner, or soft cushioned area.
4. Sit.
5. Mope.
6. Judge.
7 (optional). Sit on covered toilet with knees in your black t-shirt and muffle your sobs for remainder of party.


Here is Alex at the last party he went to, deep in Step 5. Notice the concerned expression I have for my poor, lonely friend:

I think we can all presume he won't be exerting himself too much tonight. See you in 6 hours!