Q: Who is your favourite character and why?
A: I like Auron, cuz he's got sweet jugs
S: I like kimhari, because im sexually attracted to buff men and cats
Q: What are some of the flaws?
A:the main characters, ummm its pretty much my only complaint so far
S: i just get caught in screen and can't get out of them, i run around talking to the same people...what can i do??? i just wanna get on the shupuff, (alex tells sandy what to do) I suck.
Q: what is your favourite race and why?
A: favourite race? final fantasy race!
S: 100m, ronso, the muscly cats
Q: what is your competitors best final fantasy related skill?
A: asking me for help (chorus of oooooohs, actually just gustavo)
S: uhh, tenacity.
Q: what is your competitors best non-final fantasy related skill?
A: sandys got really sweet bass hands
S: i honestly don't know if he has any
Q: Alex, how does your math skills help you in this race?
A: i always know exactly how close my enemies are to dying, to no decimal places
Q: Sandy, how does your musical skill help you in this race?
S:it doesn't, not at all, well i mean its a hinderence, if i spent my time playing video games instead of being a productive member of society...
Q: When you find yourself in a dark place, how do you power through?
A: i've honestly never found myself in one of those places
S: xenadrine
Q: Who are your final fantasy related influences?
A: what?
S: oooh.
Q: the vegas odds put alex as 43:3 favourite, your comment
A: 43 is a prime number
S: how did i get 3?
Q: alex, how did sandy get 3?
A: (poofs) i don't know. i don't think they give, yeah.
Q: filthy job stealing al behd?
S: YES
A: (laughs) define job
Q: anything you want to say to your legion of fans following the race?
A: ummm. yes
S: hang in there guys. YES WE CAN.
this has been colin drake reporting for rolling stone.
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