So this game. Not too shabby. It's no Final Fantasy 9, but nor is it Final Fantasy 12 so, on a scale of one to ten, I give it a thumb and a half stars. Really it feels like watching a movie with bad acting with some moments of fiddling with menus. Like a bad DVD, as Alex put it. But heck. Here we are.
My eyes have been flitting nervously from time to time to Alex's blog whilst he types, and I think that he may be telling tales of foot odour. Please know, dear readers, this is, if not an outright lie, at least a regrettable hyperbole. Those who know me know that my hygiene is generally acceptable.
And, if we're 'getting things out there', I think it's time to allude to what Alex's butt has been doing. I don't want to sully the internet with the details, but it's been terrible (sinful, really) and impossibly frequent. Cut it out, Alex's butt. I don't need your help to hate my life right now.
Saltily,
-s
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